David Miller's pinkish 'Stinking Rose'

"For 50Gs a flower could be renamed after David Miller. But which to use? The 'Ivory Tower?' The 'About Face?..." began a Toronto Sun story, Nov.9, 2007, about naming flower varieties after people. I envision a David Miller flower as being a pinkish, weedy Stinking Rose; when fed an abundant amount of shredded tax dollars, it will flourish in its own regurgitated compost.